Alternative Facts

Alternative Facts

 

Alternative facts, alternative facts
When the truth don’t meet your needs
When business wants to cut down trees
Alternative facts
They’re the way to go.

Alternative Facts.
Use them in court.
Alternative facts.
Make sure they’re short.
Alternative facts.
Easy to understand.
Alternative facts.
Confirmed in your mind.

And fuck the truth, it don’t matter.
He’ll say what he wants, always with a patter.
A point of view, divested from right.
Giving us all quite the plight.

Alternative facts, alternative facts.
Faking support from the people for his temple.
Climbing high ‘pon his falsehood steeple.
’cause alternative facts
He’ll tell you what you know.

Trump paid Russia to throw him the election.
Don’t you question, it’s my predilection.
Evidence there that that’s what happened.
So it must be true. The key is repetition.

Trump paid Russia to throw him the election.  Trump paid Russia to throw him the election.  Trump paid Russia to throw him the election.  Trump paid Russia to throw him the election.  Trump paid Russia to throw him the election.

Believe it yet?

Trump paid Russia to throw him the election.  Trump paid Russia to throw him the election.  Trump paid Russia to throw him the election.  Trump paid Russia to throw him the election.

Stuck stuck stuck in your mind.  Putting objective truth in quite a bind.
Because I can say whatever I want.
Kelly Ann Conway was born of a dog.
But it ain’t fucking truth.
So what’er we to do?
Play his game and win?
Or correct this shit until our heads spin?

Spin, twirl, twist.
Be fearful of his fist.
Flying towards your face.
With differences based on “race.”
Alternative facts, what a fucking thrill!
Disagree with him, it’ll get you killed!

The truth is ours.  Shove it down his throat.
Know for sure, though, that it is you who’ll choke.
But at least you’ll die free, strapped across his knee.
For it is better to stop breathing than to live under tyranny-ing.